Dinosaur Funny Jokes
Q: What's better than a conversation dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !
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Q: What do you dub a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
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Q: What type of tool does a primitive reptile carpenter
use?
A: A dino-saw !
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Q: Who makes the best primitive reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !
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Q: Which dinosaurs were the most excellent policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
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Q: What do you dub a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!
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Q: Where do primitive reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !
Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
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Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore gullet?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
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Q: How do you create a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and
add one dinosaur !
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Q: Which category of dinosaur could jump higher than a
house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
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Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your
jaws?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
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Q: What do you do if you get a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up!
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Q: What's the distinction between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!
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Q: What do you find when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry
patch?
A: Strawberry jam !
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Q: Do you recognize how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
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Q: What do you require to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !
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Q: How did the dinosaur suffer after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !
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Q: How much pelt can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!
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Q: Did the dinosaur take a bathtub ?
A: Why, is there one missing?
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Q: What is in the hub of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter "s"!
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Q: Where do dinosaurs obtain their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!
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Q: What's as huge as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!
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Q: What do you obtain when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!
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Tom: I wish I had sufficient money to buy a dinosaur .
Laura: What would you act with a dinosaur ?
Tom: Who needs
a dinosaur ? I just want the cash!
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Q: What do you dub a Stegoceras with one leg?
A: Eileen (I lean)!
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Q: What dinosaur would you get in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the drizzle?
A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Q: What dinosaur adores pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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Q: What do you dub a three-ton dinosaur?
A: "Sir!"
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Q: What era would it be, if five dinosaurs are chasing
you?
A: Five to one!
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Q: What did the cave man tell when he slid down the dinosaurs
neck?
A: So long!
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Bob: Wow! Who stepped on your base?
Fred: notice that Stegosaurus
over there?
Bob: Yes, Fred: fine I didn't!
1. I can elevate a dinosaur with one hand.
2. I don't trust
you.
1. Get me a dinosaur with one hand and I'll confirm
it.
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Q: What do you dub a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears
?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
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Q: What do you find if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo
?
A: A Tricera-hops!
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Q: Who makes the best primitive reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !
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Q: Where do primitive reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !
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Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
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Q: How do dinosaurs give their bills?
A: With Tyrannosaurus checks !
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